May 2013
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kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
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javaddward:
anonymously tell me your credit card number ill reply with what I bought
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thnksfrthbttfck:
some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics
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kaeandlucy:
confusedtree:
Honey Boo Boo and her family are happy, she isn’t doing anything more embarrassing than your standard blush-inducing family photo album stuff and her parents are literally putting every single dollar they make from the show into a college savings for their children and all the gifts she gets from fans get donated to LGBT youth shelters what possible bone could you...
amsterdamnedd:
if you ever feel bad remember that someone made the conscious decision to send sieneke to eurovision in 2010
heyblaine:
reminder that tonight is eurovision and things will get more intense than in the hunger games between the people on your dashboard living in europe
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Watchjennaanne01:
Hey Ya - Cover This is raw. So raw that I only felt comfortable sharing it on Tumblr. Sometimes, I don’t know how to say the things I am feeling or thinking. So instead I pick up a guitar, and sing.
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ccomicsloth:
saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building
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ammarmali:
It’s so annoying when people use big words, but not in the right context. They’re just trying to be ambidextrous.
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psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
batched:
In the Netherlands you don’t say “I love you”, but “kaas, klompen en wiet klootzak”, which translates to “Without you, I am nothing”. I think that’s so beautiful.
“If you want to kill yourself, kill what you don’t like. I had an old self that I...”
– Vargus, Archie’s Final Project (via fleeingsouls)
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that sexual tension between two bloggers who always like/reblog each others’ posts
its like i reached the age of five and then my body grew and my brain didn’t all i wanna do is roll on the carpet and drink juice and watch cartoons i hate responsibility i wanna colour
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
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blainefinch replied to your post: Back in the netherlands with my dearest 3G mobile…
lieke the netherlands made it to the final?!
yes omg we werent the biggest joke of the continent i am so fucking proud of my country okay
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Back in the netherlands with my dearest 3G mobile internet (:
Sorry for not posting i was on a study trip in germany for the week (and i am way too lazy to set up a queue)
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imthejesusofsuburbia:
the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade
